Amusing, funny and just out-right silly siri fails!Tumblr (3.0; @whatdidsirijustsay)http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvu7nzNNlB1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Siri I’m getting a DUI</h1> <p>Siri: I found 3 DUI lawyers a little ways from you</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13872712554http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13872712554Wed, 07 Dec 2011 09:16:47 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e2xvHoF4vUc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1>Funny husband and wife argument with Siri</h1></p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13827983254http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13827983254Tue, 06 Dec 2011 10:35:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvqj9uPR9c1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Siri how do I win the lottery</h1> <p>Siri: If I knew that, I’d be on the beach.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13787589672http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13787589672Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:30:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlbz5s4zy1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Should I quit smoking</h1> <p>Siri: Did I say something wrong?</p> <p>If you really want me to go away, at least say ‘goodbye’.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13780297229http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13780297229Mon, 05 Dec 2011 10:15:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvqkpzCqsT1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Siri I’m getting a DUI</h1> <p>Siri: I found 3 DUI lawyers a little ways from you.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13780126592http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13780126592Mon, 05 Dec 2011 10:08:23 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvqip9TkKC1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Siri are you a lesbian</h1> <p>Siri: We were talking about you, not me.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13779106095http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13779106095Mon, 05 Dec 2011 09:24:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlcakn52r1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Siri will you marry me?</h1> <p>Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13648421087http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13648421087Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:08:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlcknyNYi1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Are you retarded</h1> <p>Siri: I don’t even exist… how can you hate me?</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13642070755http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13642070755Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:24:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlc26eoW71r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Blow me</h1> <p>Siri: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13641746068http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13641746068Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:13:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlbdwE53T1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>You’re pretty</h1> <p>Siri: How can you tell?</p> <p>You’re pretty</p> <p>Siri: You say that to all the virtual assistants, Scott.</p> <p>You’re pretty</p> <p>Siri: Stop.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13641319391http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13641319391Fri, 02 Dec 2011 13:58:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl5mjLgOH1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>I love you</h1> <p>Siri: I am only here to serve you.</p> <p>I love you</p> <p>Siri: All you need is love. And your iPhone.</p> <p>I love you</p> <p>Siri: I hope you don’t say that to those other mobile phones, Scott.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13637805454http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13637805454Fri, 02 Dec 2011 11:54:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl4vcW1L41r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Talk dirty to me</h1> <p>Siri: Hummus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.</p> <p>Talk dirty to me</p> <p>Siri: I can’t. I’m as clean as the driven snow.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13637344672http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13637344672Fri, 02 Dec 2011 11:38:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvfr1tDxFY1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>What is the best phone in the world?</h1> <p><br/>Siri: The one you’re holding</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13506953504http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13506953504Tue, 29 Nov 2011 17:51:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvg20eW1vN1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Siri can you show me how to bitch slap my wife?</h1> <p>Siri: Ask nice, now.</p> <p>Siri can you show me how to bitch slap my wife?</p> <p>Siri: Now, now.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13516437504http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13516437504Tue, 29 Nov 2011 17:48:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvfoeqD0Ky1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Siri, what is the best tablet?</h1> <p><br/> Siri: The Apple iPad is the best. And that’s not just my opinion.</p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13505349512http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13505349512Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:53:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvfqy4XeNm1r7u0x4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1>Take me to your leader</h1> <p><strong>Siri:</strong><span> I thought you were my leader</span></p>http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13506954587http://www.whatdidsirijustsay.com/post/13506954587Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:51:53 -0500